Reverse Yamaka

Reverse Yamaka.
A hair colored Yamaka...
...Is the only fix

How to Shame Your Scottish Ancestors

Fam'ly Tartan pants.
A proud symbol? Not today.
Kin shamed by lame shirt.

Yeah hi, Ma? Yeah, I need you to pick me up..

Ruffies, Ma! Ruffies.
What? No, Ma I'm fine...Okay?
Can you pick me up?

Kim's Trump Card

Miles below earth
Kim Jong's secret weapon sleeps...
Awaiting battle.