Mocos Grasas

El hombre grasa.
?Porque el esto grasa?
Los mocos muchos.

For those who are Spanish impaired:

The fat man.
Why is he fat?
Lots of buggers.

Chicks Dig Spiderman

Chicks dig Spiderman
Bart has lived this for decades.
Bart is still single.

Cade Michelob: Contingency Expert

One man, no scruples.
Chasing that time ravaged dream...
Dawn at the bridge club

"Eastern Europe"

From Kiev to Warsaw
Hangin' clocks, and cockin' glocks...
Friday nights alone.