September 20, 2010

Reverse Yamaka

Reverse Yamaka.
A hair colored Yamaka...
...Is the only fix

August 10, 2010

How to Shame Your Scottish Ancestors

Fam'ly Tartan pants.
A proud symbol? Not today.
Kin shamed by lame shirt.

July 26, 2010

Yeah hi, Ma? Yeah, I need you to pick me up..

Ruffies, Ma! Ruffies.
What? No, Ma I'm fine...Okay?
Can you pick me up?

July 7, 2010

Kim's Trump Card

Miles below earth
Kim Jong's secret weapon sleeps...
Awaiting battle.